Welcome to the Basic Squashing Prophets, where the art of prophecy squashing is taken very seriously.
Here, you can learn the fundamentals of squashing prophecies, from the basics of squashing to the advanced techniques of prophetic manipulation.
Check out our Prophetic Proportions page for more information on calculating the perfect squashing ratio.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try out our Squashing Challenge page, where you can put your skills to the test.